Rage Against The X Factor

Firstly, I'd just like to apologise for us not updating this blog as regularly as we should have. In case you missed it Thunder Child wrote in a recent post of his that we're taking a break from blogging over Christmas and New Years. If you're lucky, we might be able to whip something tasty up for New Years Eve but we don't get much time off from writing so we're lapping up this newfound freedom. Expect regular content to start running sometime in the beginning of the New Year.

If you've been paying attention to the outside world, and the charts, in particular, in recent times, you will almost definitely have noticed the Rage Against The Machine VS The X Factor chart battle for the Christmas number one. I was initially going to write about it just before the winner was announced but due to other things coming up I didn't get around to it. In an unprecedented shock victory, Rage Against The Machine took home the Christmas number one with the frankly overplayed and overappreciated Killing In The Name.

When I first heard about this campaign, I was immediately skeptical, both of the intent and the reasoning behind such a campaign. Originally, I thought the idea was somewhat preposterous, primarily due to the fact that I just didn't believe a Rage track could loosen the vice-like strangehold that Simon Cowell's glorified karaoke machine had over the UK music scene. On top of this, I didn't particularly agree with the song choice, because aside from it being easily one of the most overly accentuated tracks of the entire Rage disography, there was a certain overarching sense of irony in choosing this particular track. Firstly, through the slogan "fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me" coming from a group telling visitors exactly what to buy, and secondly, through the fact that the entire point of the song is the promotion of independent thinking. Add to this the fact that Rage Against The Machine are on the same record label as industry mogul Simon Cowell and his X Factor cohorts and there is a good chance he not only has investment in the label, but possibly is a shareholder as well, and to me it seemed like a recipe for disaster; a musical statement by the stateless. Had they chosen Know Your Enemy, which in my opinion is much more lyrically befitting of such a campaign than Killing In The Name is, I would have backed it straight away without hesitation and no questions asked. They didn't, instead favouring a song we've all heard a thousand times individually. I bowed out of contributing but secretly anticipated the results.

While I have nothing against The X Factor as a whole and I'm sure it is quality entertainment for those who sit down to watch it on a Saturday night, I don't think it is really bringing anything new to the music industry. 90% of the artists featured on it make their names through covering other people's songs, which isn't necessarily a bad thing, but if there is one thing the music industry has taught me its that covers are destined to do well no matter who they're done by. People love a classic song and are willing to lap it up regardless of how many times they've heard it in the past. This has been proven time and time again over the years. Remember A1's cover of Take On Me? Number one. How about Madonna's cover of American Pie? Number one. Or what about Five's shambolic rendition of We Will Rock You? Number one. To add insult to injury, how about Westlife's cover of Uptown Girl or Sam & Mark's cover of With A Little Help From My Friends? Both covers, both number ones. The list goes on and on. The simple truth is that as long as you're relatively known, if you cover a classic song, no matter how old or overplayed, you're almost destined to be number one. Record executives have been tapping into this source for years and Simon Cowell is no stranger to it. This is the reason why every single X Factor finalist releases a cover just before Christmas time. The show is strategically set up to end just as the Christmas boom begins. Everyone knows that the Christmas number one is the most lucrative and prestigious of all the number ones, and again, Simon Cowell knows it. I don't despise him for it either. Business is business.

My opinion on the Killing In The Name campaign did drastically change, however, when a certain Joe McElderry made his frankly unfounded opinions known to the world: "I wouldn't buy it. It's a nought out of ten from me. Simon Cowell wouldn't like it. They wouldn't get through to boot camp on The X Factor - they're just shouting." Firstly, just because a hard rock band wouldn't get through boot camp on The X Factor doesn't in any way hinder their creative or artistic influences. Each member of the band is known to be extremely proficient on their chosen instruments and they're one of the most commercially successful rock bands of the last two decades. Just because Simon Cowell doesn't like it doesn't mean that it's bad. Let's not forget that he is the person who brought the Teletubbies and Zig and Zag into the musical world. I honestly believe that if an unknown Paul McCartney had auditioned for The X Factor, he most definitely wouldn't have made it to the finals and may not even have made it past the first round, due in large part to him not having the look or the sound of the direction pop music has taken. With regards to the 'they're just shouting' argument, I believe that sometimes shouting is a good way to get across the point you have to make if you want people to listen to you. All my life I've been greeted with people who dismiss anything that isn't within a specific genre, claiming it to be noise or just shouting. If you don't get it, fair enough, but don't automatically come to the assumption that it has no artistic merit because you don't see the appeal in it. Is shouting not a form of expressionism? The worst part of McElderry's comments is that Killing In The Name actually doesn't involve that much shouting aside from the ending, which is actually cut off in the non-explicit version. Say what you want about Rage Against The Machine but they are still one of the few bands out there who haven't compromised and have made some very important messages - messages that more people should pay attention to. Aside from the context behind their music, Zack De La Rocha has one of the most unique voices in the business and has flow like very few others. It is clear hip hop has a huge influence on the way he sings and only an idiot would think otherwise. I'd imagine the same idiot might throw darts at a rival singers picture as an ill-fated publicity stunt but that's a debate for another day.

Another main reason I decided to throw my 30p into the mix and buy the single is due to the fact that not only would it be a huge victory for the internet but it would also make a Rage Against The Machine track of all things the last Christmas number one of an entire decade. Serious business, indeed. To me, it is one of the most interesting social experiments to take place in a very long time. Who would have thought that a random guy and his wife could almost singlehandedly command the number one spot with no financial support or backing. It is an incredible achievement in all honesty, made even better by the fact that a large portion of the proceeds are going to charity and Rage Against The Machine are doing a free UK celebratory concert - a concert I most definitely hope to attend. I was shocked at just how motivated I became over this chart battle as I usually couldn't give a damn, but what is most fascinating is that ever since Rage hit the top spot, very few people have been talking about it, proving that more than anything it was a social experiment undertaken by those supposedly real fans out there. Regardless of your reasons for picking up the single, there is no denying that history has been made and it is always something people will be looking back on in years to come. Shock victories like that don't happen very often. I still think they should have went with Know Your Enemy but at the end of the day, the lesser of two evils won. I don't know how I'd feel about the world if a Miley Cyrus cover of all things claimed the Christmas number one spot.

Rage Against The Machine - Know Your Enemy

Metal Monday #8

The past couple of days have really flown by, to the extent that they feel surrealistic in retrospect. That's the only way I can explain it. Once you get involved in mass toking sessions you can expect any concept of time and scheduling to disappear. It is the unfortunate truth and it is the main reason (besides dying for a few days after a houseparty) that this wasn't updated at its correct time. Fear not, however, as here it is in its full glory, albeit a little on the late side. I hope you enjoy the tracks.

First up is a real treat by one of the 'big four' of thrash metal, Megadeth. Fascinatingly, the song to be featured is as equally about the Northern Irish troubles as it is about the popular comic book antihero The Punisher. Of course, the track I'm referring to is Holy Wars... The Punishment Due, a song whose origin is to some extent blurred. Although Megadeth founder, vocalist and rhythm guitarist, Dave Mustaine, has stated in an interview with Guitarist magazine that the story behind the song was that during an Ulster Hall show he noticed bootleg Megadeth t-shirts on sale but was persuaded not to remove them as they were helping 'The Cause', there are discrepancies regarding what transpired after this action. In spite of these differing accounts, the most widely accepted report is that for some reason only known to himself, Mustaine shouted something along the lines of "give Ireland back to the Irish." Given the sensitive climate of Northern Ireland at this point in time, it is no surprise that both Mustaine and the rest of his band had to leave in a bulletproof bus. It was after this show that Mustaine decided to write about the Holy Wars of this country. The song itself is one of my favourite Megadeth tracks due in large part to its relentlessness and overall structure. It is one of the few tracks from this era to really captures the essence of thrash metal and although it isn't their most popular track, few songs get a crowd going as much as this one.

Megadeth - Holy Wars... The Punishment Due

The next track to be posted is a heavy one: Feed The Gods by White Zombie. Of all the places and all the things to introduce me to this track, it had to be one of my least favourite films, Airheads. It is difficult to express exactly how much I hate this film. As a kid, I'd heard a lot of good things about it from numerous different reputable sources (or at least sources I considered reputable at the time) but when I watched it I don't think I've ever cringed so badly throughout an entire film in the manner I did with it. There was one good thing to come from it though, this track. Surprisingly, White Zombie actually recorded Feed The Gods for the soundtrack of Airheads and can actually be seen playing it at Whiskey a Go Go during the film, so I suppose technically if I hadn't seen this film, there's a good chance I wouldn't have heard the song in the first place. Don't underestimate me when I say that this one is heavy. It is really heavy, which is exactly what you should expect from a White Zombie track. Herein lies a problem though; it can be quite a burdensome track to write anything constructive about. The only thing that really comes to mind is a significant emphasis placed on conveying an overarching sense of brutality. The drums come crashing down hard from the outset, the distortive effects placed on the guitar provide a necessary blueprint of savageness and Rob Zombie bellows above it all on a borderline incomprehensible scale.

White Zombie - Feed The Gods

The middle track to be posted today is more for nostalgic purposes than anything else. It is The Blood, The Sweat, The Tears by Machine Head. It is at around this point that you're probably wondering where this sense of nostalgia stems from, considering they still release albums on a regular basis and play at an international level pretty frequently. Unfortunately these days I hardly ever get around to listening to Machine Head anymore. They will still get a look in every now and then but it is becoming less and less frequent in recent times. Although some people lumped them into the nu metal bracket, I don't really agree. Whilst there is little doubt that they burst onto the scene when this subgenre was at exploding point, they ticked all the right boxes for a decent thrash metal band and could even be considered part of the New Wave of American Heavy Metal. The song to be posted today, The Blood, The Sweat, The Tears serves as a nice little reminder of a bygone era. It was just one of those tracks that absolutely everyone was listening to when it came out. The vocals were intimidating but not in the same way that the vocals in Emperor or Immortal are. There is definitely crossover appeal because while it is undoubtedly a heavy track, the vocals don't intrude too heavily and the riff is simple yet extremely effective.

Machine Head - The Blood, The Sweat, The Tears.

The fourth track to be posted is by a band I quite honestly haven't properly listening to in years: Kreator. Unless you're truly into your metal, its unlikely you know of these guys. Alongside Overkill, I would consider them one of the most underappreciated thrash metal bands out there. Like Destruction and Sodom, they are credited with helping to create the Death Metal genre by containing certain elements that later became a staple of that genre. This aspect alone should pique your interest. The song I have chosen to go with for this post is an old favourite of mine, Slave Machinery. I don't know what I like most about this track but what I do know is that its a toss up between the consistently balanced drum licks and the skullcrushingly vicious guitar riffs. The drums are so stereotypically metal its not even funny, keeping the flow but preserving a rough but diverse parimeter. Though I'll be the first to admit that the vocalist of Kreator, Miland 'Mille' Petrozza can be a little grating at times, he is the type of metal vocalist you get used to after a prolonged period of listening. Slave Machinery combines each of these aspects to create one of their overall better tracks.

Kreator - Slave Machinery

Lastly I've decided to go with something a little bit different, Bulls On Parade by Rage Against The Machine. I know what you're thinking, what a clichéd track. I partially agree. There is no doubt that Bulls On Parade has been played out, but no more so than Guerrilla Radio, Bombtrack or Killing In The Name Of. The reason I've chosen Bulls On Parade is because out of all the Rage Against The Machine albums, I feel Evil Empire gets the least amount of recognition and I have no idea why. For me, each of the albums are up there as some of the best released by a modern rock group, yet for some reason Evil Empire always seems to get neglected when people talk of the band. Admittedly, the album has a very different approach, concentrating primarily on bass riffage and seemingly building the tracks around it. Aside from this, the political messages are the same and it is musically tight throughout. Bulls On Parade is a good example of this factor because while some could dismiss its simplistic approach, its riff is such a hardhitting one that it is a difficult song not to nod along to. While I wouldn't necessarily say its their best (what is?), it is a nice little reminder of the overall competence and songwriting ability of the band.

Rage Against The Machine - Bulls On Parade